my body is 90 years old i swear. 

girl:like my status and i’ll tell you one thing i like and dislike about you
like:YOU’RE SO PRETTY
dislike:WE NEVER HANG OUT

(Source: ca-ifornia, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

oh i see how it is

bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”

but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

(Source: eduardosuaverin, via byecoolworld)